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Robert Pattinson News: Cosmopolis Wrap Party: Rob Smiles For The Camera!
Robert Pattinson News: Cosmopolis Wrap Party: Rob Smiles For The Camera!: A fanboy posted this pic with Rob and director David Cronenberg at the Cosmopolis wrap party last summer. Cute! - and thanks for sharin...
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http://news.discovery.com/space/pluto-at-82-a-chihuahua-among-planets-120218.html
- On Feb. 18, 1930, American astronomer Clyde Tombaugh discovered the ninth planet, Pluto. As we celebrate the 82nd anniversary of its discovery, we are also reminded about the controversy that still surrounds this little world's planetary status.In light of the discovery of Eris in 2005, the following year the International Astronomical Union (IAU) voted to define what a "planet" actually is. Unfortunately for Pluto, it became a rounding error and joined Eris in the "dwarf planet" club.Though many saw this as a demotion, in actuality it was an indication about how exciting and rich our solar system is. Discoveries of minor objects in the Kuiper Belt (a region of space outside the orbit of Neptune) and beyond are increasing, and as our technology improves, more discoveries are inevitable.As Eris discoverer Mike Brown, planetary scientist at Caltech, discussed during an interview on Friday, camera and telescope sophistication is increasing and we are only just seeing the tip of the minor body iceberg in the outermost reaches of the solar system."If you can take one of these big cameras and put it on a big telescope, you're in business. And this is actually happening," Brown told Universe Today's Fraser Cain on Friday's G+ Hangout interview."I think the next big thing in finding huge numbers of Kuiper Belt objects and distant, faint ones is this project that's underway in Chile right now: the LSST (Large Synoptic Survey Telescope)."Brown believes that such a powerful system, comprising of a 6-meter telescope plus a "huge" camera will unveil the population of small Kuiper Belt objects and give us an idea about how many mini-worlds orbit at even more extreme distances.But we are also looking forward to the rapid approach of NASA's New Horizons mission to the Kuiper Belt that will zoom past Pluto in 2015."It's as if we had traveled the world and only found large dogs like the Labrador and never found the Chihuahuas."-- NASA New Horizons P.I. Alan SternNew Horizons principal investigator Alan Stern joined us on the weekly G+ Space Hangout on Thursday to give an update on the mission and discuss his outspoken opinion about Pluto's true planetary status."I think that when people see Pluto (during the New Horizons flyby), they're going to figure out what a lot of planetary scientists have already figured out," Stern said. "Is that the outer solar system is teeming with small planets ... (Pluto) is admittedly a new "species" of planet if you will.""It's as if we had traveled the world and only found large dogs like the Labrador and never found the Chihuahuas. Well, would we say they're not dogs just because there's too many of them and we can't keep track of their names and they are smaller?"Stern is highly critical of the IAU's decision to restrict the solar system to just eight planets -- Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus and Neptune -- and many minor worlds that don't "fit" with the new planetary definitions."When you list the characteristics of the dwarf planets, they have solid surfaces, atmospheres, seasons and polar caps, cores and often satellite systems; all the same attributes as the larger planets, except they're just a smaller version."Brown, who lightheartedly calls himself "Pluto Killer" on Twitter (as his discovery of Eris ultimately led to the IAU vote on what a planet actually is), also discussed the huge amount of variation in Kuiper Belt objects and commented on how Eris and Pluto size up:"One thing we know very well is that Eris is 26 percent more massive than Pluto, which is actually quite a big amount. The total extra mass that Eris has compared to Pluto is more than the mass of the entire Asteroid Belt -- this is not an insignificant amount of extra mass ... the fact that (Pluto and Eris) are the same size makes people say they are 'like twins,' but the fact that they are the same size, I think, makes them nothing alike at all. Eris is mostly rock with a thin layer of ice on the outside; Pluto is much more ice on the outside and rock on the inside."It's really quite a strange thing. If you'd have asked me even just two or three years ago what all of these big objects were going to be like, I would have said: we know about Pluto, we know that Pluto's about two-thirds rock and one-third ice and we would guess that everything else out there in the outer solar system is the same way. And what we are finding is an incredible amount of variation. There are these things like Eris and also the very strange Haumea, which is mostly rock, and Quaoar, mostly rock; there are these other things that are mostly ice."Regardless of the status of Pluto's planethood, as we increase the sophistication of ground based observatories and look forward to New Horizon's outer solar system encounter in 2015, our understanding of this mysterious region is about to become its clearest in the 82 years since Tombaugh's historic discovery.When we see the world through the eyes of New Horizons, we'll see what looks like a planet. And yet due to a reclassification of the solar system (and our place in it), that "planet" is in fact a dwarf planet. But as Stern points out, seeing is believing and public opinion may be the deciding factor in the "Great Pluto Debate," regardless of how the IAU classifies celestial bodies.Watch The Weekly Space Hangout with Alan Stern (Feb. 16):
Tool - Fortysix & 2
My shadow's
shedding skin and
I've been picking
Scabs again.
I'm down
Digging through
My old muscles
Looking for a clue.
I've been crawling on my belly
Clearing out what could've been.
I've been wallowing in my own confused
And insecure delusions
For a piece to cross me over
Or a word to guide me in.
I wanna feel the changes coming down.
I wanna know what I've been hiding in
My shadow.
Change is coming through my shadow.
My shadow's shedding skin
I've been picking
My scabs again.
I've been crawling on my belly
Clearing out what could've been.
I've been wallowing in my own chaotic
And insecure delusions.
I wanna feel the change consume me,
Feel the outside turning in.
I wanna feel the metamorphosis and
Cleansing I've endured within
My shadow
Change is coming.
Now is my time.
Listen to my muscle memory.
Contemplate what I've been clinging to.
Forty-six and two ahead of me.
I choose to live and to
Grow, take and give and to
Move, learn and love and to
Cry, kill and die and to
Be paranoid and to
Lie, hate and fear and to
Do what it takes to move through.
I choose to live and to
Lie, kill and give and to
Die, learn and love and to
Do what it takes to step through.
See my shadow changing,
Stretching up and over me.
Soften this old armor.
Hoping I can clear the way
By stepping through my shadow,
Coming out the other side.
Step into the shadow.
Forty six and two are just ahead of me. http://www.sing365.com/music/lyric.nsf/Forty-Six-2-lyrics-Tool/BD10B1399B095FFD48256A57002C8E41
shedding skin and
I've been picking
Scabs again.
I'm down
Digging through
My old muscles
Looking for a clue.
I've been crawling on my belly
Clearing out what could've been.
I've been wallowing in my own confused
And insecure delusions
For a piece to cross me over
Or a word to guide me in.
I wanna feel the changes coming down.
I wanna know what I've been hiding in
My shadow.
Change is coming through my shadow.
My shadow's shedding skin
I've been picking
My scabs again.
I've been crawling on my belly
Clearing out what could've been.
I've been wallowing in my own chaotic
And insecure delusions.
I wanna feel the change consume me,
Feel the outside turning in.
I wanna feel the metamorphosis and
Cleansing I've endured within
My shadow
Change is coming.
Now is my time.
Listen to my muscle memory.
Contemplate what I've been clinging to.
Forty-six and two ahead of me.
I choose to live and to
Grow, take and give and to
Move, learn and love and to
Cry, kill and die and to
Be paranoid and to
Lie, hate and fear and to
Do what it takes to move through.
I choose to live and to
Lie, kill and give and to
Die, learn and love and to
Do what it takes to step through.
See my shadow changing,
Stretching up and over me.
Soften this old armor.
Hoping I can clear the way
By stepping through my shadow,
Coming out the other side.
Step into the shadow.
Forty six and two are just ahead of me. http://www.sing365.com/music/lyric.nsf/Forty-Six-2-lyrics-Tool/BD10B1399B095FFD48256A57002C8E41
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Fangirls: We Squee Because We Care, featuring @DurtyNelly68!
I think some of you already know that I squee like a Bieberfreak when it comes to DurtyNelly and her fic,Buried Amongst the Begonias.
She even blessed me just the other day with the opportunity to pre-read for one of her new ditties that she’s just started working on. *Irish jigs* So one day, like an anvil out of the sky, it occurred to me that us crazy-ass WordyBitches have never subjected her to the questionnaire of all questionnaires, the analprobe of all analprobes, a picking of her brain that even Sharon Stone would get off on.
The Fangirl Interview.
In her own lovely DurtyNelly way, she was all, “I dunno. I may piss off some people,” and in my own WB way, I assured her lovely derriere and said, “Don’t worry. We WordyBitches piss off someone everyday.”
*smiles*
So without further ass-kissin’, I give you the…
DurtyNelly
Who do you fangirl over?
Mostly other writers in various horror genres and sub-genres. You know, the kinda guys that look like they’re one beat up old van away from being a rapist. Stephen King, Edward Lee, Jack Ketchum, Clive Barker, Wrath James White, Chuck Phalahniuk, Carlton Mellick III.
If we took you to Walmart with your ears plugged and played “Name That Gender”, how many hermaphrodites could you correctly identify?
At least one, because everyone knows the Wal-mart greeters are all hermaphrodites. What’s harder to pick out are the eunuchs.
If you had to star in a fanfiction lemon with Edward dressed up like Carmen Miranda or Peter dressed up like Yoda, which would you choose and why?
Peter. Because taking it in the ass is fun and I’d like to be able to say, “Yes … yes, strong your cock is, young Whitlock.”
Yes, he would certainly do *something* to you ass…
Which do you prefer: midgets, Rapey the Clown (who is less handsey than he sounds), or the elusive penis-nosed fox?
HA! “Rapey the Clown” … That’s classic. I think he mighta been at my cousin’s birthday party last year. But, I’ll have to go with midgets. About six years ago, one was drunk driving and t-boned my husband’s Jeep into a light pole. She totaled his baby with this big Holden Commodore, shattered his left collarbone and put him in the hospital for two days. It was pretty scary, but everything turned out fine. Her insurance paid for a new vehicle and his bones mended in time… But there is nothing, and I mean NOTHING, that shuts him up faster when we’re in a crowd of his friends and he’s being that special brand of asshole that only my husband can be, than whipping out that story for the crowd.
Btw, it is a TRUE story, folks … my husband was put in the hospital by an 18-year-old drunken, female midget.
How do you deal with writer’s block?
I read. I sit down and read four, five, six books one after the other in the span of a few days, and it works every time. I’m not really sure why. The only thing I can think of is that it reignites my desire to create when I see someone else’s creation, like an artist finding inspiration from The Louvre.
If you were a vamp, what would your gift be?
I’ve often pondered this, because most of the vamps in Twilight seem to have some kinda power or special attribute. Being able to control time would be nice. Then, I could stop the clock for a few hours and write. I never seem to have time to just sit down for even two consecutive hours and write.
Finish this sentence: There isn’t a sea bass’s chance in Doodoosville that I’d ever__.
Want to fuck Robert Pattinson. Sorry, people, but I find him rape-shower creepy.
*Chip goes apeshit*
*Tina laughs her ass off at Chip*
Why does grape flavoring smell the way it does when grapes smell and taste nothing like it?
I’m not really sure, but when I was little, grape was my favorite flavor. Count yourself lucky if you have the option of grape. Here in Oz, I hardly see grape anything. All we have is black current, and that tastes more like three-day-old dog turd than black current.
Which extrasensory reading power would you rather have: the ability to comprehend words by licking them or the ability to comprehend words by rubbing them on your ass?
I do that second one every time Charlaine Harris publishes a new book, but if the pages were raspberry flavored, I’d prefer the first option.
Thongs or granny panties?
Neither. No underpants at all.
*attagirl*
What do you look for in a beta?
Blunt honesty. There is nothing worse than someone who’s supposed to be helping you improve fangirlin’ all over you like a twelve-year-old at a Justin Bieber concert. *erp* The same goes for pre-readers, whichevery author should have. Someone who always tells you that you’re the best writer in the whole gawt-damn world is no good to you. You have your Momma for that shit.
What would you do if you saw an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?
Sing Ironic by Alanis Morissette.
My own mental illness. lol. The ideas for my stories come from all kinds of different places – music, movies, books, people I know, people I don’t. I tend to develop characters first and then once I get to know them, the story comes afterwards.
If you were deserted on an island with only one fic and your choice of alcohol, what would they be?
I don’t really read fanfiction much, so I’ll pick a book. Flesh Gothic by Edward Lee and Crushed Pear Cider.
What are the best and worst reviews you’ve received, and what do you like in a reviewer?
The best ones tell me what they like and why, along with what they don’t and why. Fanfiction is a tool. You use it to hammer out rough spots in your writing. When a reviewer can logically and intelligently tell you the good, the bad, and the ugly, then that is a top-notch review.
The ones I really dislike are the ones that say nothing about the story. Like, I got this review for my short story ‘My Heart Bleeds for You’. At the end of the story, I used a few lyrics from the song Lake of Fire and credited Nirvana for the song, because I prefer their 1993 MTV Unplugged rendition to the Meat Puppets original version. The review just said, “Lake of Fire is not a Nirvana song, it’s The Meat Puppets.” Really? No shit … I didn’t know that even though I grew up in the Grunge era, idiot. So now that we have the musical accreditations sorted out, what about the flippin’ story? Shit like that chaps my ass worse than using Charlaine Harris novels for toilet paper.
How do you feel when you read someone’s fic and it’s obvious they used your idea, only they made it worse? Better? (We know that lines are gonna cross because we’re all writing about the same peeps and in English, hence the word ‘obvious’.)
I haven’t run across this yet. But, I think I might have a bit of a different view on this than what other fanfiction authors might. As long as it’s not word-for-word (because that is just wrong), I could care less. If someone wanted to take a Masen-like character and do their own little story with him, I’d say, “Have fun.” We all use Mrs. Meyer’s characters. Yes, to an extent they are ours, but the idea for them came from somewhere within the original construct of their Twilight characterization. Even Masen. If you wanted to break him down into original Twi construct, then it would be easy to see that he represents Edward’s bloodlust; the monster inside, if you will. Therefore, I have about as much right to get upset over someone taking a Masen-like character and using him in a story as Charlaine Harris has to be pissed over Twilight itself. If you read both series, Twilight (2004) and The Southern Vampire Mysteries (2001), they are so close in so many ways that it’s nearly sickening, but that is the way it goes in the world of writing. Everything that can be done has been done, and 100 times over. Your job as a writer is to tell that same crappy, over-fried story in a way that is new, fresh and interesting.
If you can’t do that, then don’t despair … hacks get published everyday.
Which character do you love to hate? And LOVE to love? And by love, we mean fuck.
None of the characters really did that for me in the Twilight Saga. They each had things that I found really annoying, even Edward, but none of them made me hate them like some of the other villains in books that I’ve read. One of my favorite antagonists of all time has to be Big Jim Rennie in Stephen King’s Under the Dome. God, that man made me rage. He had everything that makes me fume all rolled up into one infuriating character. Another one, but to a lesser extent, is Joffrey Lannister from the A Song of Ice and Fire Series by George R. R. Martin. But, none of the Twi characters did that…though…Aro creeped me out like you would not believe.
Oh … I think you know I’d shag Edward rotten. LoL. I’ll leave it at that.
*Chip raises brow*
If you had to change your penname, what would it be? (We heard JelloPubes is available but Mr. Wee-Wee Tail is not.)
Damn! Some thieving bastard took Mr. Wee-Wee Tail? Where is the justice? I’m not really sure what I’d pick. I’d probably just use my pinname from my Writer’s Forum. OhTheHorror.
Would you rather be able to hear every cell phone in your neighborhood ring or smell every fart?
Ugh … the phones, for sure. We own a British Bulldog, and when he breaks wind it’s like Chernobyl all over again in my living room. He has the kinda gas that seeps into the paint and carpet, so the next morning your whole house still smells like an elephant took a fresh, steaming shit on your head. I finally made my husband kick the little bastard outside, because all the air freshener in the world wouldn’t fix that mutilation of the olfactory senses.
Which one is yours?
Is it your belief that beans are magical fruit even though they are a vegetable?
Yes, but not as magical as Brussels sprouts.
Tell us about yourself. Married? Single? Kids? Age? Whatever you’d like to share.
34. Married. 2 kids. 2 dogs. 2 rats. 7 fish, and 1 crayfish. I go to University. I’m doing an MS in Psychiatric Nursing and a BS in English at the same time. Never said I was sane. I like camping, horseback riding, and being suspended from my bedroom ceiling. On my Facebook profile one of my “People Who Inspire Me” is a porn star. I have one sibling, a younger brother. I grew up on a horse farm in Ellenboro, West Virginia. After I moved to Australia, I stopped getting snotty looks when I told people where I was from, but started getting “West Virginia Mountain Momma” bellowed in my face instead … Well, until I ran into another American from Atlanta and told her where I was from, then the snotty look made a come back. My husband is Australian, dominating, aggravating as fuck and if I wasn’t so sickeningly in love with him, then I’d be tempted to set him on fire while he sleeps. I miss my parents, snow, and A&W Root Beer, but love the Australian way of life.
What got you to start reading Twilight Fanfiction? Do you remember the first fic you read?
I liked the books, but there weren’t enough of them. I already knew about the existence of fanfiction, so I went to fanfic.net and started reading. I can’t remember the first fic I read … I think it might have been ‘The Submissive’, though.
Which are your favorite stories?
How about favorite books?
Invisible Monsters – Chuck P
Like Porno for Psychos – Wrath James White
A Song of Ice and Fire – George RR Martin
Flesh Gothic – Edward Lee
Urban Gothic – Brian Keene
The Books of Blood – Clive Barker
Slaughter House High – Robert Devereaux
Dead Sea – Brian Keene
The Clickers Saga – J.F. Gonzalez
Choke – Chuck P.
What’s the atmosphere like when you’re writing? Music…quiet…kids screaming and ripping each other apart or husband bitching in the background? Do you drink and/or smoke?
I usually write after everything else is done–family all asleep, schoolwork done–so it’s always 2am and pin-drop quiet. Sometimes I use headphones and listen to music, but that all depends on what I’m working on.
Which fics are you reading right now, and which ones have your complete attention whenever they pop with an update?
There’s only one that I’m reading right now, and I’m behind on it. lol. But, it’s “The One That Never Was,” by Mamasutra.
Tell us a secret! Seriously, a real life secret! We won’t put this in the interview if you don’t want us to, but we want to post a pic of a kitty flashing their butt with a sign that says “We know a secret!” There might be a “Nanny-Nanny-Boo-Boo” thrown in as well. *shrugs* You can tell by the name of the blog that we’re not exactly mature.
Buried Amongst the Begonias is the first installment of a four part series.
*Chip squeeeeees like a mofo*
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