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"THOUGHTS FROM THE LOO"

Well ladies, this is the 1st installment of:

"Thoughts From The Loo"

11/21/11: Two days ago, I was in the loo, obviously, and a 3rd story idea popped into my head. Now, DurtyNelly, my beloved mentor, had warned me that I would eventually suffer from this ordeal. Apparently, it is not unusual for authors, even new ones, to have several stories floating round their head one at time. She claims she only "warned" me; I say she put a hex on me..LOL. Earlier today, yet another story came to mind. REALLY NELL! Do you hate me that much to have put such a powerful curse on me? Is this a conspiracy to have me committed due to the inevitable mental breakdown I shall suffer? Why, oh why, did you do this to me, sweets? You know how much I adore you and I thought the feeling was mutual. That's it, my darling, I want a divorce! LOL.

END NOTE: The above-mentioned rant is only partially true. I really believe I have been cursed and want a divorce.

(For those of you that are not accustomed to my sense of humor, normally for my sole entertainment, this note is the real bullshit..LOL. Just don't ask; it's better that way).

Thank you for reading the 1st installment of :

"Thoughts From The Loo".

Until next time, keep the toilet paper handy!

-GLG69

"Thoughts From The Loo": Installment #2:

11/24/11: At times, I think God likes to overfill my "plate" to such a point that I would NEVER be capable of "eating" it all. Then, He sits back; rubs his hands together; laughs manically and says,

"How does it feel? It's not so easy is it? MWHAHAHA!"

Until next time, keep the toilet paper handy!

-GLG69

"Thoughts From The Loo":Installment #3: 12/16/11
So the other day, for some reason or another, the phrase "dumb ass" popped into my head. I was probably thinking of an ex-boyfriend or the like, but I digress. This had lead me to thinking of Daffy Duck...yep, you read that correctly, Daffy Duck. You see about 20 years ago I was watching a Looney Toon's episode in which Daffy states that his full name is "Daffy Dumas Duck.” After a 20 year brain fart, it dawned on me that "Dumas" is just a play on the word "Dumb Ass.” Personally, I think the writers of the cartoon are fargin' geniuses because they couldn't very well have Daffy Duck say that his middle name is "Dumb Ass", now could they. It's genius, I tell you! I had heard a very long time ago that the Looney Toon target audience is the adult population. I'd say so, eh?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Daffy_Duck
Thanks for reading.
Until the next installment, keep the toilet paper handy!
-GLG69

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